Kids: Today, my stepmother told me that she and my dad won't be coming... - FML

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By anonomousy - 28/06/2016 14:10 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, my stepmother told me that she and my dad won't be coming to my wedding unless her foster children are in my wedding party. The wedding is in a week. fml.

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Forever_Cursed 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:48

If your father doesn't go to your wedding because of her I think he is better off not there anyways

TheCutestLizard 28

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:09

I thought you were supposed to protect the identity of foster kids and not take pictures of them to share with others. Wedding photos are definitely ones that will be shared.

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Forever_Cursed 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:48

If your father doesn't go to your wedding because of her I think he is better off not there anyways

TheCutestLizard 28

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:09

I thought you were supposed to protect the identity of foster kids and not take pictures of them to share with others. Wedding photos are definitely ones that will be shared.

yenfwa 18

Thursday 30 June 2016 13:48

Just don't invite them then. It's a shame etc but that's not nearly enough time to make those kinds of changes. Plus you clearly don't need them in your life if they're going to play ultimatums with you.

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