Today, my sister told me that the only reason I like one guy is because he looks exactly like the guy that dumped me. I showed her two pictures to argue against it, and ended up proving her right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Nexa_fml 21
The heart wants what the heart wants. Usually people prefer the same look in people they date/are attracted to.
Enslaved 38
Did you go from Ross to Russ?
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Comments (35)
S_Gnu 17
Surprise twist: They're identical twins
middlenamefrank 8
That's not TOO shallow, I guess. Oh, wait, yeah, it is shallow.
morgankimberlyyy 14
Perhaps it was a subconscious decision, nevertheless it looks like you should move on from your previous relationship then to start a new one.. Good luck, OP!
hellphone_fml 37
My friend once pointed out that all the people I had crushes on in hs looked the exact same. So i put all thier pictures side by side and she was right. Some people just have a particular taste, its not a bad thing.
ksks1234 33
My ex and my fiancé look similar. They also share the same first name and similar middle names. When I first introduced my son to his family, they asked how long we had known each other and if my son was his.
brycemash 9
I like carrot cake
bxjxj 20
If anybody gets the friends reference... Ross and Russ. Is your name Rachel?
katykins24 9
I realized after 4 years...that all the guys, while I was dating them, had long hair. My current bf has really long hair lol
tralulilulalala 20
So what if the looks are the same? It doesn't necessarily mean he'll have the same mentality! You should definitely hang out with him and get to know each other. Maybe you'll like this one better and get the chance to prove your sister that looks don't matter. Besides, it's a psychological fact that we tend to look for our past lovers' features in the new ones.