Today, my roommate decided to throw a huge party in the early hours of the morning. I have to start at my new job soon, a window just got smashed, and I'm tired as hell. FML
auzziegirl1938 tells us more.
OP here, got an email saying it's been published, so woooo, cheerin on that one haha. The story is that I moved in on campus recently, and my roommates aren't that bad but they're pretty out there. I was a little miffed, I had told them that I was starting a new job in the morning and that I was sick, they started partying just as went to bed and kept it up until about 3-4am, and I had to be up at 5. As for the window being smashed, someone decided it would be fun to push the heater through the window. Apparently it was cold outside. For the people saying things like "if you can't beat them join them" I don't think walking in after 0 hours sleep would confirm that job for me. As for the window puns..! Keep them coming, love it haha keeping me very amused! ???
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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DoomTetra 6
Sounds like he shattered your dreams
vikky538 29
when you leave for work put alarm and hide it in place where he can't find it... sweet revenge
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brandoneyez1 25
If you can't beat em, join em!!
Omniprism 15
Ahh the effects of having roommates. Sounds like they are having fun. But maybe it's time to move on if your roomies can't respect your life. Good luck. This did make me chuckle. I was just reminiscing about my party days. I loved the after of a slow ride or walk home in the wee hours of the morning.
tony1891 22
looks like you missed your window of opportunity
worldclassrager 41
Well can you maybe get a nightshift so that you don't have to worry about another one smashing your sleep pattern
auzziegirl1938 22
OP here, got an email saying it's been published, so woooo, cheerin on that one haha. The story is that I moved in on campus recently, and my roommates aren't that bad but they're pretty out there. I was a little miffed, I had told them that I was starting a new job in the morning and that I was sick, they started partying just as went to bed and kept it up until about 3-4am, and I had to be up at 5. As for the window being smashed, someone decided it would be fun to push the heater through the window. Apparently it was cold outside. For the people saying things like "if you can't beat them join them" I don't think walking in after 0 hours sleep would confirm that job for me. As for the window puns..! Keep them coming, love it haha keeping me very amused! ???
meladuh 16
I tot usually op's comment are in blue?
Gweedo65 16
I hope it all worked out well for you OP!
Ichiya 29
Next time pick up a big knife and throw it across the room ( practice to make sure it sticks in the wall) and tell them whoever makes another noise is next. Problem solved.
FYlife604 18
Should of called the cops best way to shutdown a party. Being a dj for house parties we had used that little trick to leave early when party is getting Iame
zoeconner 11
Snitches get stitches, #49.
vikky538 29
when you leave for work put alarm and hide it in place where he can't find it... sweet revenge
cocacola999 27
Or buy a greeting card, remove that tiny chip that plays music and hide it. It's almost impossible to find and that music is sure to drive anyone crazy.
isuckwithnames 22
Well aren't you a sadistic one.
Ichiya 29
Make sure it plays Justin Beiber.
beastmodez 9
calm down Satan. jk jk. he deserves it (not op, but the dirt bag who threw the party)
superwolf33 15
Revenge is such a wonderful thing
Sketchcook 1
I'd start looking for a new roommate.
AFaye3964 17
your roomate shouldve been more respectful.
lizzie_darling 0
Maybe you should get a new roommate