EsotericBrent
University Park, United States
Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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amillionbucks 5
If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.
firegirl1993 21
Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.
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applexj 13
Hopefully all of your clothes will not have stains, your guitar should be ok.
heliraptor 13
That's okay, if you're the user I'm thinking of, at least you're probably still more attractive :D
coolsunshinebear 14
I agree. OP is pretty damn hot! Way for me to be a creeper lol.
chronosphere 18
well get a fire hose and spray the **** out of the room and your roommate!!
Kalipczo 21
That sounds really gross.. I hope he offers to help clean/replace your items
DrunkButterfly 17
but if the suitcase was closed then you're clothes should all be ok
SmallBean 12
I know you're actually a guy who is trolling. buy I still find your comments hilarious.
EsotericBrent 29
Oh no, the suitcase was open. Minus the one shirt I had taken out to wear that night, it was full too.
mkcherry 14
I hope you made him pay for dry cleaning, and personally take your clothes there for it to be done. I would have raised all holly hell, thats so disgusting. Loved being an RA and getting a room to myself!
GTAmax99 12
He should take a crap in his bed
DocBastard 40
This is EXACTLY the problem! This is why kids shouldn't rush in college. Slow down and take time to enjoy it while you're... Wait, what?
buckdharma 38
I look at the floor, and I see that it needs mopping while my guitar gently weeps
TheMathMajor 26
You are perfect, sir :D
RedPillSucks 33
Oh, Paul
HeartForMusic 23
Oh that's terrible dude :l I hope your clothes and especially your guitar will be ok, those things cost quite a bit!
vindicated21 12
welcome back