EsotericBrent
University Park, United States
Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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amillionbucks 5
If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.
firegirl1993 21
Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.
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mdanko93 1
Frat on good sir. Why weren't you out with him rushing?
maggySNP 12
Get drunk, take a dump in his sock drawer. Paybacks a bitch
Ray_of_midnight 23
I had an idiot like that as a roommate my first semester of my freshman year nearly 30 years ago. Don't worry, he's yet another idiot who thinks college is a four year party with a six-figure cover charge. The school will invite him to look for other scholastic opportunities soon enough.
pdgmaster 6
Tell him to clean it since he'll be pledging soon enough ;)
SkateboardGirl88 11
Hey at least you were returning from break rather than getting ready to leave with nasty clothes!
twiztedone 19
That's what you get for not putting your shit up! Idiot!
DntLookBack 29
That was my thought lol... Crap in his bed while he is still passed out and when he wakes up tell him he did it while he was drunk.
mark1970 10
Eeeew! That's gross