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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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1800getalife 0
that's hot
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
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Comments (375)
UsaTrackstar 0
fire balls
ffmmllyaya 0
omg when did this army of jewbots get here?!? flame on!!
purplemnm 9
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR RANDY QUENCH: VOLUNTEER FIREMAN!
purplemnm 9
omfg no one remembers All That?! it was a skectch from Jack DeSena....
sublime93 0
I REMEMBER! all that :) (I think)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I remember it, too :'] memories...
yeahreally 6
volunteah fiyamahn! lmfao win
ScaryyMary 14
This is where "stop, drop, and roll" is actually practical IRL.
paigeatsflesh 11
were getting married! lmfao. you would have known this if you would have read the fml about the old man hitting in the lifegaurd. it says it all.
afatmonkey 0
oh shit. seriously. oh shit.
buttshapedfruit 0
hahaha #1 win :)
paigeatsflesh 11
did you read it? because then you would know you can't say no because I'm gonna steal you (x
StoryOfTheYear 15
pwnt
Sanzr 0
sue you teacher :P