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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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1800getalife 0
that's hot
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
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Comments (375)
mandude21 0
HOLY SHIT!!!
getsthegirls 4
now u know she's got the hits for u
paigeatsflesh 11
ahhhhahahaha. xD
bigdurrdy87 0
I call bullshit. Physics teachers don't teach with fire. Chemistry, yes. Physics, no. Get a life and stop making up fake FMLs.
yournumber1jon 0
I know right? "Liar Liar..Pants On Fire.."
purplemnm 9
liar liar plants for hire...geez you idiots and that's Justin beiber...in your pic...-.-
cheap123 0
Every time you call my name, I heat up like a burnin' flame, Now that's a good song. Only thing is it's not really about fire, but whatever it fits.
nkklllll 4
Abracadabra by Sugar Ray right? great song and OP, that sucks balls. but also funny as shit
cheap123 0
Steve Miller Band originally wrote it in the '80's. Look it up, I think it's better than Sugar Ray's version. But good either way.
purplemnm 9
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
JEEP67 0
be grateful he didn't try to put the fire out with liquid nitrogen
jamieneutron 0
^^This...made me LOL
amazingjane 0
on a positive note, he kinda has to give you an "A", right? I mean, HE SET U ON FIRE!!!!
kevin27_fml 3
these r good fmls. I hate the ones tht r five paragraphs and don't make sense. just make it short and to the point
supitscodey 0
your physics teacher is win :]