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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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1800getalife 0

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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darkmis1 18

Take advantage of that! Sue the teacher and the school!

Subtext 10

ohh yeah... Jesus, OP...Don't you know the saying "If you give a man fire, he'll have it warm for one day. If you set him on fire, he'll have it warm for the rest of his life!"? You really didn't deserve somebody being that nice to you if you're such an ungrateful b****...

xdrgigglesx 0

agreed with #1

crazytrick11 0

wow did u have to b such a jerk?? u could have said it a little nicer lol well... maybe not

afatmonkey 0

It's actually rather common. I was once at a restaunt and this one guy asked the chef how he made his French Fries. The chef then started to recite quotes from Scarface and started pissing napalm on him. Then he clapped his hand and an HIV positive penguin jumped on him and they both burst into flames, ruining the carpet. The court issued it as a "reasonable mistake."

haamoney 0

it's perfectly fine to laugh. just one more flamer in the world

Guerilla8 0

"accidentally"

paigeatsflesh 11

hahahaha. my fiancé is funny. (x

airforce987 20

justice served, bitch