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Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

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It only slid down my driveway messed up the paint and clutch cover. Happy birthday to me

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Aaaannnddd your mom is a bitch.

Um, don't pay it? O_o And to go the extra mile make her pay for your bike. Or at least help :l

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Better hope you get a good bit of birthday money.

Take her to judge Judy. She don't play.

leadman1989 16

*Surprise!!! What'd you guys get me? *A wrecked bike and a bill. >:o

salvorican 24

Well duh. Your motorcycle was in the way of her car :)

You obiously are retarded

Typical woman.

Can you really blame her? Those stationary objects pop out of nowhere.

pichan_fml 11

I don't understand how OP deserved it when it was his motorcycle in HIS driveway...

Under HIS nose.

that HE picked with HIS finger.

every1luvsvag 10

Your mother is a ****.

Yeah. I wouldn't pay and involve the insurances.

That's when you retaliate with "Bitch please. Since it's my birthday and I'm in a good mood, you can pay for the damages to my motorcycle tomorrow."