Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I’m being kept awake in the middle of the night trying to distract myself with trashy TV as my entire foot radiates with pain. The surgery was a week ago. FML
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
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medfly 2
don't use it.
Dont_Explain 3
Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run ******, run."
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Comments (111)
rachelxx 0
GTFO! OP someone gave you a gift, and you are whining about it. get over it you mardy, ungrateful, brat.
marc_with_a_c 3
Those exist? wow sucks. isnt there a way to disable the walking option?
lightburns 10
that is so awesome! I love your parents. Hint: don't hit snooze and you'll be fine ;)
peacockfeather 0
Heeeeeeeey I want one! Where'd your parents get it? What brand?:)
hot_mess88 0
Is it just me, or does this seem like some Harry Potter-land invention? It sounds really cool, though...
kevind23 0
CLOCKY!!!! I want one!
stratovariusftw 0
jeez, you life is so ******. a friendly tip, just dont plug the ******* clock in.
penisface69 17
how is this an fml? Just dont use it. tard
DrPluton 0
Through years of doing it, I am unable to use the snooze button on an alarm clock. I automatically turn it off and (if needed) change the time forward to my desired wake-up time.
St0rm11 0
That's what i need. Where can I get one?