Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
kukopia 0
First tell them you're dating an ex-con, former pastor. And that you're so ashamed of your grades that you're going to kill yourself in the family room of thier house...
madjokes78 0
You know what we say at McGill hockey games when one slips past the opposing goalie? "All your fault!" Yeah, that sounds about right. Should have opened your books, not your legs.
whalicious 0
ahahaa, i agree
Instag8r 0
welcome to welfare.
FlaminYawn 0
this is why girls should only have anal sex until they're married...
jugglernaut 0
you can still get pregnant; that's how assholes are born.
mohana8888 0
lol, WIN
kittycat99 0
well now we know how 95% of the people commenting here were conceived
nicoleanddrake 0
I don't want a dick up my ass.
hi_from_HI 0
Booz and Boys catch the weak one every time! ...Granted the first year IS hard, but life is not just one big party either.
ohJeeznotme 7
SHoulda spent less time on your back and more time in a book. Too bad idiots are fertile 100% of the time...
jnh16033 0
"Too bad idiots are fertile 100% of the time..." greatest quote EVER!
Fop 6
YDI for concentrating more on sex than education. You've ruined your life and that of your child's unless you abort. Congratulations.
midwestjerk 0
Maybe you shouldn't have been partying and ******* anything with a dick, you brain-dead *****. Enjoy being the late shift janitor at McDonald's for the rest of your life.
mufc4everch 2
Bit harsh
kitties_fml 12
well...that sucks.
KellyisSleepy_fml 0
i feel sorry for you, so im not going to say anything mean. But you really brought this on yourself and do deserve it.