Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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ukeandfoodislife 19
Tell her if she eats her vegetables, she'll be pretty
zharks1010 18
It's just kids; I'm sure you're beautiful :)
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Comments (46)
TDKopecki 16
Kids just say the darnest things, I wouldn't take it to heart OP.
achoo123 13
Kids say all sorts of ridiculous things, I don't think you should take it to heart. Last year I was a size 6 and my 10 year old cousin said my legs were really fat "like mommy" who is a size 4.
brezzyanna 17
Little kids say things like that all the time, cause compared to her you're huge, so you must be fat, even though your not
achoo123 13
I know that's what I'm getting at. :)
nitrog100 21
So am I to understand that you don't have an alibi?
chuka81 27
Don't take it to heart, I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside. Well. that's not true, I'm not sure of that at all. The thought of looking like you traumatises children.
helsingmusique18 11
Oh kids! They'll cry over anything if you let them. She's just being dramatic, she could be crying over it for a number of reasons including the fact that she does not want to look like anyone. But the bonus really is that if your family has strong genetic traits, she will look at least a little bit like you, so there is that to hope for.
FemskyD 26
Time for a make over? Kids are brutale honest
LadyLuck93 20
Kids are wicked creatures.
I_Like_Dogs 28
Maybe she has extremely high standards?
LilMissCanadian 22
Remember they are just kids. I'm sure you're beautiful. :)
PsychicBulwark 4
My boy would cry about dying. Try to be the emotionally stable one.