Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
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daliagrande 17
Your neighbors sound cool. I would go party with them.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Heeeeeyyy Ssseeeexxxxyy llllaaaaaddddddyyy!!!!!
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Comments (265)
Collisionn 11
There are no words to describe how bad I feel for you, OP.... :(
Shuffle314159 3
Will there be?
matt98_fml 13
You can file a report so you can have your peace and quiet.
datoismyname 22
Well aren't you a buzz kill.
ccovey 2
Well the good news is that lame fads like "Gangnam style" will be gone soon.
dissention 4
Yeah, the only problem is that some new moronic song will take its place in the near future. It's the never-ending cycle of mass stupidity.
sougstad 7
I would totally leave burning bags of crap in front of their entrances every day until they got the point.
teresee 8
Oopa Gangman style!!
teresee 8
Oopa Gangman style!!
skyeyez9 25
Go to youtube and look up Bollywood's version of Michael Jackson's Thriller video.....
thecookielovrxx 8
That has absolutely nothing to do with this FML.
LogicalMembrane 3
A question for those who say that Gangnam Style sucks: What if I told you that you can't understand the lyrics because they're in another language?
ccovey 2
If there is anybody alive that doesn't get that then they are as lame as Gangnam style.
dissention 4
What if I told you that it doesn't matter what the lyrics are? It's the dance, the music, and the crappy chorus that people feel the need to misquote everywhere on the Internet now. It's literally like Internet AIDS.
PoodleJuice 7
Whenever I hear that song I think it sounds like he says "Open condom star"
luckylove869 7
I hear more of a , I'm a Condom Star !
Objectofdespair 1
Wokan gangnam style!