Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
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daliagrande 17
Your neighbors sound cool. I would go party with them.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Heeeeeyyy Ssseeeexxxxyy llllaaaaaddddddyyy!!!!!
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Comments (265)
RCAddict16 0
Haha wow weird coincidence. Today was the day the chinese exchange students came to my high school and we all did gangnam style :D at least its not shittyass justin bieber, nicki minaj, wiz khalifa, etc etc.
just1n12 18
Wiz Khalifa is awesome!
jangalianxi 6
Yeah, honor the Chinese students by doing a Korean song/dance. That totally shows class and lack of racial ignorance.
raraisbang 12
This is the second person in twenty minutes I've seen insinuating that gangnam style is Chinese. Really guys? Do you really assume all Asians are Chinese? I guess the other ones like Koreans and Japanese folk are just pretending. They must really be Chinese.
SpikyG 3
Do the Gangnam Style With Them
randythomas420 6
Ummm believe it or not that's me....literally I'm your neighbor
bstudds 1
this would be really funny if it were true.
chastifer 2
You my good sir have NO taste in modern music lawl... Nobody is in to rock anymore and rap is fading slowly... Its techno stuff like dubstep and the gay stuff like usher
Jummpmann23 2
Heeeeeeeeeey sexy lady!
Hedley_4ever 4
You just insulted so many Korean people and other people from diff countries that like hangman hat style of music . You are very rude and ignorant little white trash .
awebb21 7
Play country and BLAST IT
twistedsyns 6
What is wrong with country?
jangalianxi 6
Everything.
femaleweezy_fml 3
heyyyy.......sexy lady..
DarthDeath 12
Oh wow, I didn't realize there were any more Gangnam style haters. I thought I was the only one.
MasterL 3
Worst FML. How did it go through moderation?