Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Today, my mom took my phone away because of a huge mistake I made, which we need to go to court for. I own the actual phone but they pay for the line. I'm autistic with severe anxiety. I'm also 34 years-old. FML
Today, I got home from a hard day and sent a project due tomorrow from my laptop. While I was in the bathroom, my parents took my laptop, which is all paid by me for no reason. I tried telling them multiple times that I have 3 projects due this week, but they said that's not a reason to stay on my laptop. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
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carl_carl_ 28
Your mom needs to let up. That's ridiculous
HairyPunisher 27
You should get back at her by putting one of those rubber poop monsters under the toilet lid. It'll pop up when she opens it. It might extend your punishment but it'll send a harsh message about the horrors of a lowered toilet seat.
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Comments (166)
interesting33 37
I love how you said where you were so people wouldn't call bull on you using a computer :)
Paws_Cat 29
Wasn't this a South Park episode?
AggieMike77 12
What a BITCH!
aldoshoes 4
So leave the seat down. And piss all over it.
skyeyez9 25
Toilet seats left up don't bother me. What really irritates me is when a guy pees all over the toilet rim and doesn't bother to wipe it up. That is disgusting and seems like most men don't bother cleaning up after themselves. And their pubes sprinkled all over the rim.
Ace4Of4Spades4 11
my mom once took away power to my room for a month because I didn't brush my teeth before going to get my teeth cleaned -_- I know how you feel...
piinksock 17
I guarantee this had nothing to do with the toilet seat. You've probably been pissing your mother off for ages about a bunch of different things and she's been warning you. The toilet seat was just the final straw.
lmedck07 13
Has anyone seen the South Park episode dealing with this issue? OP your mom could fall in and have her insides ripped out due to the suction of the flushing toilet. Grounded or Dead mom? you pick
GermanRanger 7
Get off FML...if ur mom can take ur phone away and ur laptop, ur too young for the app
HJ_Woodward 5
Sounds like his mother is menopausal.