Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
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Top comments
iceblitz 0
Wow ur brother should really include you in the card or something
teehee520 0
Wtf. Your brother`s a douche for either keeping the money or not giving you credit as well. And your mom`s a bitch for saying that.
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Comments (80)
starvingxartist 0
did you point out that you're not married to her and therefore don't have to buy her shit for her anniversary?
Sokai_fml 0
@ #60. Agreed 100%.
Sokai_fml 0
Tell her she's a bad mom. :/ Seriously, my mom wouldn't care if she thought I didn't get her a present on her anniversary. She'd be a bit disappointed, but she wouldn't tell me I was a bad daughter.
Vertoule 7
I've never gotten anything for my parents on their anniversary that cost more than a card. I don't see the point in it. To be fair, though, they had me before they were married... ;D
Autumnatic 0
since when are children required to buy their parents $400 anniversary gifts??? or one at all?
chocoLIFE_fml 2
greedy selfish mother
1o1fyourlife 0
wtf is wrong with your mom? it's not like you have kids to get gifts from them.
potterfile 0
in my family, you dont give gifts for anniversery, you gtfo so they can sex and be romantic and whatnot i always looked forward to my parents's anniversery because they'd buy us pizza and a pay-per-view movie and leave to go to dinner and shit XD good times
RammsteinFreak 0
FYL because you have a jackass hoe mom who calls you a bad daughter because you don't buy her something. You could have been poor and that 400 hard to come by...FYL, and FYML because she's a stupid spoiled *****.
Sniper3000 0
at least ur parents celebrate their anniversary
Mirelly13 6
you know what I never got? The fact that other people have to get stuff for other peoples' anniversaries, shouldn't it just be the husband getting something for the wife, and the wife getting something for the husband??