Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Today, while visiting my parents, I observed that I've been able to visit more often because I've avoided getting sick the whole year. My mother responded by reminding me that I need to get my act together if I'm going to lose weight and get healthier. Not the reaction I hoped for, Mom. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
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CoolRainbowdash 15
That's kinda sad.
your_ma 27
Why are you so dead set against exercising??
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Comments (230)
chels1994 11
so do something about it. stop complaining if you're not willing to work towards improvement
coo24 0
You are pathetic
eugene89us 2
You must be overweight or extremely out of shape. Please realize the risks of worsening atherosclerosis, developing disease of heart, or earning yourself a stroke. Do yourself a favor and work out!
HeartOfLead 24
One word: IRONY.
Joui_fml 11
You probably really DO need to work out.
talloctopus 7
That much effort to fake it... Wow moron. With all the effort faking it you could actually go exercise... tard.
sedybear 0
Oh my lord Thats flat out pathetic I haven't laughed this hard before. your worse than a fat person on those electric scooter things
xoxoboobear 5
Geez, is it that difficult for you to work out for 20 minutes 3 times a week? You'd rather do all those things to fake working out... You could have used those effort faking it to actually work out. Lazy shit.
JessicaR92 4
How about instead of waiting your time to act like you work out you just actually work out its fun if you do it right kind of like have sex. But you are not tired afterwards.
NellyFC35 19
Sounds like you gettin a workout regardless by time you go through all that