Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, my mother threatened my psychiatrist with legal action because he told her the organic and herbal "medicine" she swears by don't actually "cure" mental illness like she claims. FML
Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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Top comments
salic77 11
Your mom sounds like a case looking to happen. Possibly should get her checked out!!!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Damn! Ignorant bitch? That jumping to conclu-- ....Yeah, she probably is.
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Comments (99)
spelledsarah 12
Look up Munchausen by Proxy.
DocBastard 40
No, don't look that up. Munchausen by proxy has nothing to do with this situation whatsoever.
blackonblight 33
Is there a medical term associated with "disability compensation fraud by proxy" ?
d4m4s74 12
I think medical child abuse. It had happened before that bad parents had their children taken away for doctor hopping with a healthy child to convince one of them to give them invasive treatment they don't need.
claiiire_fml 17
15- That has absolutely NOTHING to do with OP's case. MbP is when a parent harms their child for attention.
IamInFlames 4
FYL op, must be hard for you, on the broght side, her expectations for you arnt too high.
ashalayx 13
if you were that stupid, itd be her fault since she raised you. if you were mentally retarded she wouldve known it long ago
CoDandBlowjobs 8
I hate people that think they're right no matter what the truth is
BardhTheUnicorn 7
I genuinely feel bad that you have a parent likw that. I know how it is to live in the balkans. anything different's considered wrong
sunnyray812 42
She definitely has a mind of her own.
RenoTheRhino 30
She just might have a mental problem herself.
Beansforbill 14
That was a very confusing sentence
CyberGothic 16
Are you my daughter? This sounds like something my ex-wife would do.
superdom 12
Your mom sounds like a quack