Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
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Top comments
yoursucklives 36
wouldn't your room be the first place to look?
kenoswild 14
did you have Harry potter's invisible cloak over you?
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Comments (73)
misslifeguard 7
My mom always checks on me in my bed around 10 pm
KiddNYC1O 22
Trippers...
niswisk 3
That's why u never let your parents know your friends and specially not have there numbers
thewife5 19
Umm.. Then you wouldn't be leaving the house.
Bunny21 11
The exact same thing happened to me but on top of all that, they went to my boyfriends job and demanded his info. It was ridiculous, he almost lost his job and as a lesson to them I actually stay out really late now.
MrsAlexander83 10
Well the good thing to her going bat crazy is that now all your friends think you were having fun on a Friday night. That would also include your ex--he was probably up all night wondering who you were with! ;)
glittercookies 12
My thoughts exactly!
kierabehr 8
That happened to my little brother xD
MrMontague 11
You should wear a bell, or have a sign out log, OR have a gps tracker implanted... problem solved, I think.
twiztedone 19
Talking about being oblivious and overprotective!
picturescrazy 24
Sounds like something my mom would do :/
babeababe 16
Was she high?