Love: Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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By surfdown - 16/12/2008 05:20 - France

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:55

im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:58

My cousin's husband cheated on her and she left him. Cheaters don't get 2nd chances dude, don't expect us to feel bad for you.

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WFMS 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:23

That's what u get for cheating on your wife

FMLSJS 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:39

You really deserved that one. You f'd your way out of her life, into another woman's and ended up f'ing your own. Haha.

escualida 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:41

awww you poor poor man, I mean the NERVE of that woman to tell your wife the truth about how you betrayed her in the worst way possible! some people right? asshole!

Vampire_princess 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:30

YDI you SOB

Dancerella_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:08

YDI, don't try to make yourself the victim.

KittyKatGirl 15

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:55

Depends what kind of Mistress really I suppose woudn't it? though both YDI for cheating

chuchurocket 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:09

LOL

Bella_999 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:08

i hope she found out and left your sorry ass.

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:09

YDI, don't think people feel sorry for you.

_julia 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:43

you are an asswhole you deserved it. **** her life for marrying such a dick

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