Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
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SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
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giantsfan2010 23
Gotta be careful what you say around kids. They are sponges and will absorb anything you say.
dawood_k 27
Well sing back... "Ain't no ******* present for bad girls"
foxwasalamb 24
really? i thought it was the other way around ;)
PennyLane27 32
She must be my 4 year old son's soulmate!! Haha
Flowtastic 16
Or y'all just have potty mouths around the impressionable kids. Time for you and the OP to have a talk with the kids about bad words and why we shouldn't say them.
Huddisher 10
Apparently you must think they keep their kids cooped up in the house all day. They probably heard it from the outside world, but immediately blame mom or dad because they live under a rock and can only hear it from them.
chinaski7628 32
#25-- little kids pick up words every where. As soon as they notice that certain, taboo words get a reaction from adults, or get them attention, they tend to repeat those words as much as possible. The idea of 'bad words' is difficult for little kids to understand. When they stop getting a reaction, they stop using it. The parents should definitely talk to her, though, about public and private language.
RedPillSucks 33
well, they're 4 and 5, not eight or ten. at that young age, parents are where they get most of that stuff from
PennyLane27 32
Holy judgement, batman!! 1) My son doesn't cuss as a 4 year old. I could -see- him making something up like that when he's older.. like quite a bit older. 2) My husband and I don't cuss around our kid. 3) He knows not to say certain words- cuss words or anything negative (like calling someone 'stupid' or anything like that). 4) He's got a sense of humor and comes up with creative renditions of songs and stuff all the time. Which is mostly what I was referencing in my post. But, like OP, I would be shocked if he sang 'Roudolph the red nose asshole' right now.. 5) I would ALSO imagine that OP is writing an FML about it because it's a bit of a shock to her! As in also shocked that her daughter would even -know- those words! Sometimes kids CAN learn words away from their parents. My son was in a preschool where I actually heard a parent screaming and cussing at her child (for wanting a drink of water). (And keyword "WAS" at that school. I yanked him out of there after ONE week, and quit my job to stay home with him!) This was apparently far from the only incident that he heard yelling and cussing at this preschool... because he would come home and ask me what certain words were and why people were yelling.... (We also don't raise voices in our house).
bearstyle22 11
Still better then niki minaj remix to baby got back
laurenasabutton 26
When I was little, my mum and I rewrote Rudolph to be "Rudolph the red assed reindeer". seems a common cover.
rieebee 23
My cousins used to sing Jungle Balls when caroling.
pawelthink 14
You should record this. And laugh about it in the future.
JayVicious 20
well OP, it could be worse. she could start singing the originals-.- I would much rather hear her version n would be more likely to sing along. My daughter sings the originals and it breaks my heart.
laden_swallow09 35
"It could be worse-" Downvoted. Then I read the rest of your comment. I stand by my decision. You're saying your much rather your toddler have the mouth of a sailor than sing regular old Christmas carols? Whaa?
GentlemanBastard 15
Most toddlers can't talk well enough to sing carols. The word you're looking for is "child".
JayVicious 20
yes actually i would much rather hear OP's kids version. on of the worst things about christmas is all the shitty aongs i have to hear months on end.
TwirleyGis 7
Your Kid knows all these swear words already! Fail!
Aero_x 21
sometimes it can't be help. I baby sat a four year old that learned bad things in preschool. His parents taught him it was wrong, but because he thought it was fun he always forgot.
ostfaiz 18
Instantly opt the copywright, they seems unbeatable..lol