Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
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SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
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jDsaasy 2
Great parenting
SaintGoobers 19
She claims she learned these carols from her Daddy singing it. I will most certainly have a talk with Daddy!
lolurkidding 13
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard
1nertia 15
Well, although the language is a bit racy, I do plan on buying your Christmas album the minute it's out.
jagneaux 14
I laughed at this, but only because it's not my kid. When it's your own child that does/says stuff like this then it's not so funny or cute.
MissLily_fml 4
Yikes...I did laugh but I sure wouldn't had it been my kid. ..big time grounding and lecturing;).
Jordan96parker 8
YDI. I grew up and never in a million years would have said something like that at that age... That's all on you ma'am
Nuclear101 4
This one's a defect. Time to take out the shotgun...
dorking 13
I personally find the titles of those songs funny and I'm sort of curious about their lyrics. I guess it's not that cool when it's your kid the one who says those words. Especially when she's only 5... But I don't think this is the place (nor there's the need) to give lectures about "good parenting". As I see it, it would be more of a problem if she actually knew how to use those words properly... That'd be worrying, in my opinion! She'd end learning those words sooner or later, anyways.
ohishkabibble 21
I ******* hate Christmas music, but if someone did record "Rudolph the Rednosed Asshole" and the like, I would probably listen to to them omg.