Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
SaintGoobers tells us more.
SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
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Comments (136)
Sakuraashita 15
Sounds like somebody didn't get what she wanted from Santa last year... Of course the way she's going she might be on the naughty list this year...
rainbowdonnareed 18
yeah your at fault here! did you wash out her mouth and send her to her room after ya spanked her behind? also tell her Santa heard her and is skipping her this year
CaptainBlack 18
What about her at fault?
limabeans101029 21
You really think OP should hit his five year old daughter and threaten to cancel christmas because of this? She's five! Obviously she's picked this language up from somewhere (NOT necessarily her parents) and is repeating it. She probably thinks it's funny because they're "bad" words, but it's likely she doesn't really understand. OP needs to talk to her, found out where she learned this language from, and explain why she shouldn't use it. Probably a better idea than just spanking her.
niome_fml 9
Where did she learn that?
CaptainBlack 18
That sucks as a parent but this story is oddly adorable.
mangelon86 15
Your daughter. Is awesome.
Um_Awkward_ 12
I wonder where she learned such amazing words!
ipodtouchgirl 21
She sounds like a riot
klenorris 15
kid sounds like a legend! haha :)
theried 3
That is hilarious, give that girl a cookie
tbon3r 15
oh how nice. but she must have got that language from somewhere she didn't come up with it on her own