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ForwardUn2Dawn 18
Blood and dust just clogs up everything!
warsun 27
Cause baths are over rated
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Comments (111)
randomness273821 5
Should have watched the hamster better
sweetbliss3 37
how old is your sister? i had a hamster when i was 9 and never felt the need to dust it with a vacuum. good luck and i hope the little guy survived.
Natetc13 6
Suddenly, no more hamster.
Sagan928 7
Your life is fine. However, your hamster's life SUCKS!!
xxrebelsxx 13
I feel like she probably used the nozzle part of the vacuum , which probably would have been just big enough to suck it right up
FrancesShiver 20
Wtf
I_Love_You_Girl 2
Poor vacuum cleaner. Forced against its will to eat a little hamster.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Even if it did survive, the sad thing is he wouldn't fit in the tube and would probably break his neck or back. :( :( FHL.
ladybugz23 13
hello..... what happened to hamster?
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
I don't think I've ever heard an FML that has ever made my jaw drop like this one did.