Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to entertain my crush at a party by showing off my juggling skills. I confidently grabbed three random objects, not realizing one was a jar of pickles. Mid-juggle, the jar slipped and shattered, splashing pickle juice all over my crush. She just stared at me in disbelief, while I stood there smelling like vinegar. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I spent my lunch break trying to open a jar of pickles that had been stuck for weeks. I finally gave up and asked a coworker for help. He tapped the lid once with a spoon and it opened immediately. I'd been fighting a pickle jar every day for a month. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML
Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML
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turkturkington 13
Ah, got yourself into a bit of a pickle there, didn't you?!
st333ph 12
Ahhhh, the love of a younger sibling.
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Comments (69)
cartedor 18
If you are not man enough, don't pretend. How did you open it, to angle the jar opening into your pocket, that's some truly amazing skill.
robo_thunder 13
But... pickles are delicious!
buckdharma 38
This seems like a Vlasic case of a voided contract, but read it carefully, as you may find a Claussen it.
Kkkdawg 27
Lol, ****. That's a good one.
twinkiefeets 17
24--Cutest profile pic ever!!!
LiterOfCola 16
Not cute.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
So ur bitching about your phone smelling like pickle juice? What's the problem here?
MrBubblez98 13
Well... Did you ever think that the pickle juice might have a tiny chance of going into the phone itself? Gee that could be a big deal, don't ya think?
stormchaser24 24
So did you open it at an angle over your pocket to have pickle juice spill on too your phone? Why did you not just open it on a table?
Korro 8
Sweet little sister, Dill for your phone .
dan_in_wi 12
well, seems like your in a "pickle"
mzrobinson 13
*you're (:
perdix 31
She probably thought the pickles looked like lighthouses, and didn't want to put one in her mouth.
hitasham 3
Ahaha I get it, ahhh forming a relationship between two different fmls
False_Stupidity 42
Somehow I don't think its a lasting relationship as things are liable to turn sour.
mavman79 5
Hit the lid of the jar with the back of a knife a couple of times to break the seal next time.
semrau 5
Not gonna lie, pickle juice doesn't exactly smell to enticing