Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to entertain my crush at a party by showing off my juggling skills. I confidently grabbed three random objects, not realizing one was a jar of pickles. Mid-juggle, the jar slipped and shattered, splashing pickle juice all over my crush. She just stared at me in disbelief, while I stood there smelling like vinegar. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I spent my lunch break trying to open a jar of pickles that had been stuck for weeks. I finally gave up and asked a coworker for help. He tapped the lid once with a spoon and it opened immediately. I'd been fighting a pickle jar every day for a month. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML
Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML
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turkturkington 13
Ah, got yourself into a bit of a pickle there, didn't you?!
st333ph 12
Ahhhh, the love of a younger sibling.
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Comments (69)
katties 27
Just a tip for guys that have struggled with jars that I, a girl, finally had to open: You put the jar down at a table, take a knife or something like it and lurk it between the lid and glass. You do this till you hear a sound indicating that the glass have let air in. You then open it easily.
partypickle 4
That lid really screwed you, huh? :P Your phone wanted the dill ;)
kobelstone23 13
Atleast your iPhone can be a delicious snack if your ever to get hungry!
theballetdancer 5
I know how little siblings are! If your iPhone isn't working try putting it in a bowl of white rice. At least you were nice enough to open it for her!
infamousbassist 9
No good deed goes unpunished.
kingaling 4
another sign that the iPhone sucks!! lol
MTFR 12
If it weren't for those meddling kids...
fyrfyter 4
Why is it, people buy $600 smartphones on subsidy for much less than they cost, but will not spend the fee to get them insured? Once again, someone else complains about something they should know better about. If you buy a $600 smartphone for $300, pay the $7/month in insurance, and you will still be ahead on the price of the phone after 2 years. This isn't hard to figure out.
False_Stupidity 42
No one said his phone wasn't insured, this would still be an FML if it was.
GRgoldfish 19
I know it sounds crazy but put it in a bowl of raw rice. the rice will absorb all the water out. I once dropped my phone in a pool! I put it in a bowl of rice for 24 hours and BAME! good as new :)
wickedbitch505 1
It's called lifeproof case