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anotherhuman Tampa, United States

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML

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It's okay you guys, I got it all sorted out not too long after I submitted this FML. My little sister got in trouble and I received more time on my essay which I passed so everything turned out great on this one. ^__^

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I would have killed her...

Megan?

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My little sister did this once, and my mom happily reminded me that everything is my fault! Gotta love siblings right OP?

What a brat!

I would burn that ****** to the ground

Let's replace 'sister' with 'spawn of Satan'.

The youngest sibling is always pampered and defended.

Siblings these days are such assholes. They get treated better and get away with almost anything

TheDoctor10 28

I'm glad my little brothers understand personal property. Having a ******** of a sister like that wouldn't be fun.

Tsukiyomi 16

What a bitch

You should've bitten her right next to her other bite, so your parents could compare the bitemarks. :-)

Yeah, it's kinda weird that they didn't notice that an obviously older girl wouldn't resort to BITING a little kid to hurt them, but that if they did, they would have a larger jaw than that of a child...

After something like that I can only think of one fitting revenge. Shoot her with a horse tranquilizer and while she's knocked out write your essay on her in neat black sharpie and tell her "Looks like you won't be able to f@#% this essay up!"