Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML
anotherhuman
Tampa, United States
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anotherhuman 31
It's okay you guys, I got it all sorted out not too long after I submitted this FML. My little sister got in trouble and I received more time on my essay which I passed so everything turned out great on this one. ^__^
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Teens_forever15 9
I would have killed her...
JMichael 26
Megan?
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sullivankeara 25
My little sister did this once, and my mom happily reminded me that everything is my fault! Gotta love siblings right OP?
royalyue 7
What a brat!
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
I would burn that ****** to the ground
ThePols 11
Let's replace 'sister' with 'spawn of Satan'.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The youngest sibling is always pampered and defended.
LunarServant 10
Siblings these days are such assholes. They get treated better and get away with almost anything
TheDoctor10 28
I'm glad my little brothers understand personal property. Having a ******** of a sister like that wouldn't be fun.
Tsukiyomi 16
What a bitch
synamin 11
You should've bitten her right next to her other bite, so your parents could compare the bitemarks. :-)
NamelessFace 22
Yeah, it's kinda weird that they didn't notice that an obviously older girl wouldn't resort to BITING a little kid to hurt them, but that if they did, they would have a larger jaw than that of a child...
kyotoelite021 1
After something like that I can only think of one fitting revenge. Shoot her with a horse tranquilizer and while she's knocked out write your essay on her in neat black sharpie and tell her "Looks like you won't be able to f@#% this essay up!"