Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML
Today, I was forced to write a job application letter that boils down to, "I can't do this job, please don't hire me." FML
Today, my time-off request was denied because I'd said on my application that I have “open availability.” This is normally true, except my mother passed away and I need to travel to go to her funeral. I attempted to appeal, but ended up fired for “misleading” the company by “lying on a job application.” FML
Today, I received a series of rejection letters from jobs, one after the other. Last night, I stayed up into the wee morning hours to apply to campus jobs I'm not qualified for, because I was classified as a part-time student due to an administrative error. FML
Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML
Today, we are severely understaffed, and I'm very often the only person working my shift. There's a yuppie who comes in and complains when we have to pause service due to shift change. He does this every day, and I'd had enough, so I slid him an application ,and told him to fill it out, wait, or leave. I got written up. FML
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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Top comments
underthesea12 24
why didn't you look at it before?
Pleonasm 36
Start applying in the cartel?
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Comments (82)
redelmo20 3
you dont seem interested
rickAUS 22
YDI for sure. I go through my resume every time I apply for a position to make sure I have taylored it to suit that particular job. Your roommate might be a dick, but this is your own fault for not picking it up when it first happened.
kbolt89 5
I guess your roommates won't have a problem covering the rest of the rent then since they messed with your application. But seriously...proof read...
worldclassrager 41
Re-apply and make sure your roommate doesn't screw it up...
obeykaitlyn 25
you should really proof read your work
mattrd_fml 31
you should have reviewed it before turning it in. ydi
brojo300 5
aw how awful
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Could have been worse. You could have gotten the job based on that resume.
AshleaJstudent 16
Those are skills. Maybe just not the ones you tell people about? Sorry OP. Next time check your stuff. Isn't it typical of roommates do this stuff anyway? You should have been prepared.
gimmicksz 9
Someone doesn't want the rent paid...