Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, I've been awake for 4 days. My doctor recently put me on enough sleeping pills to kill a small country, but when I take them it's like a shot of adrenaline. I'm wide awake and tired as all hell at the same time. FML
Today, I was finally diagnosed with insomnia. The trouble is, because of my physical disability, I also have diagnosed chronic fatigue. Barely can stay awake during the day, can't sleep at night. FML
Today, I have to wake up in 3 hours for work, the medicine that should've made me sleep 8 hours straight failed and I woke up an hour later, not being able to sleep anymore. FML
Today, I found that I have a rare side effect to the hydrocodone prescribed after surgery. One pill keeps me up for almost 24 hours. Either I'm in tremendous pain and try to sleep, or I'm not in much pain and stay awake. I can't win. FML
Today, I'm an insomniac. My husband knows this but still woke me up throwing a fit because he lost a round on his stupid fucking cellphone game. He has to watch a 15 second ad for another life; meanwhile, I’ll be lucky if I fall back asleep before the sun comes up. FML
Today, my brain hates me and refuses to let me sleep. No matter how physically exhausted I am, my mind just keeps racing. I just wanna get some sleep! FML
Today, there are two parts to my life: The 12 hours I spend in bed each night trying to fall asleep, with limited success, and the 12 hours I'm up and trying *not* to fall asleep, also with limited success. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MRP360 14
this is your chance to write the script for alice in wonderland 2, we all know the writers were on some shit
cinskeep43 15
Nah write an original movie too many remakes and sequels
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (78)
knoxxx 22
Try reading some Charles Dickens. I never even make it through ten pages without falling asleep.
Marelena20 23
try lavender oil.. I heard it's good for insomnia :) just rub some under your nose and on your forehead and go to sleep :)
oJoy 11
I had this happen to me a couple of times :(
mba2804 2
try listening to classical music as you are going to sleep
jeanyrios 10
Been there done that...
KaneHunter 22
I know how that feels *hugs OP* I hope it's only insomnia and not narcolepsy :/
mary_13 26
#53 Do you know what narcolepsy is ?
KaneHunter 22
Yeah, I happen to have it.
worldclassrager 41
I'd suggest a few things but it has already been done
sarahthevile 7
I've done that.... tis not fun....
TheDevilWearsJoe 8
Just rock back and forth.
Nthabz 8
I can relate, OP. I used to be on some that made me do and say all sorts of things that I normally wouldn't. And that only got me into trouble the next day...including but not limited to inviting my Spanish teacher and her 10yr old son to come live with me for 15 days and ordering detox junk from my personal trainer brother in law which I had no interest in taking. R1000 later. I then went onto a 'mild' one now...guess what? I've just finished cleaning my whole house - literally 2min ago. And this isn't the first or second or third time this is happening. It's almost everyday...FML