Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML
strawberrywine22 tells us more.
OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this ***** started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)
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SApprentice 34
Ah well, don't worry about it too much. They'll both become addicted to various games until their relationship falls apart from neglect. Now you know what kind of character he has, and can find someone who is really good for you.
randomthing 22
You're better off then.
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Comments (114)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
does she have a sister for me??
joshcolon117 1
Beast mode!!!
Je9 16
Sorry to hear. Just know that his quick disistion will give him hell. I know this sistuation exactly.
rainbowteehee 6
And?? He's a hoe! But y do U care how old she is?
abby1029 8
He doesn't deserve you anyways.(:
fsanchez9x 0
She's probably elite rank.
Snowcones 14
I'm so sorry): Your husband is an idiot. Faith in humanity -13
Johnson_Mcgee 1
He just couldn't resist the Call of Booty.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your relationship had cracks in it that you probably missed. I say take him to the cleaners unless you're about to fight that COD freak for your man.
chicano1 4
He rage-quit your marriage.