Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML
strawberrywine22 tells us more.
OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this ***** started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)
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SApprentice 34
Ah well, don't worry about it too much. They'll both become addicted to various games until their relationship falls apart from neglect. Now you know what kind of character he has, and can find someone who is really good for you.
randomthing 22
You're better off then.
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Comments (114)
science_nerd 5
Wow if he left you for some old lady, you are better off
heyred 11
Mine left for World of Warcraft. You're better off. Just wait.
neurodoc 1
He'll be back when he realizes the she was actually a he. (Pause) Unless... FYL either way.
ben827 10
Your "husband" is a child. You don't need him. It's hard, but you'd be better off with someone who is more mature and can actually appreciate you a bit more. Good luck and I hope you find someone worth your time.
Knarf_fml 10
I agree with # 54, plus, he's not worth your time or effort!
Calebin0 2
This is probably the equivalent of a ladderstall, 720'YY no scope across the map right?
lovebugg101 9
Well of course he wud do that.. She plays videgames.. What mire cud a guy ask for??? Lol I know that sounds stupid but shit happens :/
Calebin0 2
Perhaps if your grammar improved, you wouldn't sound so stupid. Just a thought.
jmanjam 2
lmao
princessdee62 4
You shoulda played call of duty with him... You desereved it
jem970 19
Please tell me you are kidding....
Maycontainnuts 17
How does that even happen? And the fact that you married him must mean that he at least APPEARED normal. Seriously, I can't imagine how you can go from meeting someone online to marrying them in 14 days. What if the other person's a murderer?
Fisheyedfool7 2
She's probably a nasty overweight mouth-breather with acne and hammer toes. You're better off, OP.