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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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damn, that's a real FML

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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It's not because you look like a man (u probably don't) it's because he feels he needs an excuse to be gay.

Awww I'm so sorry!!!!! I feel so bad for you and # 1 is right this is a real FML

AbsolutelyInsane 0

if he was gay he shouldn't have married you in the first place and put you in this position

Terra93 0

Ok I don't blame him for telling you that he is gay... If he knew he was gay then he shouldn't have married you but if he just discoved this you can't really blame him for being what he is. I do think the second part should have been kept to himself if it is true. Devorce him and find yourself a new man (only if you want) ... you will both be better off. It will get better, just hang in there.

I'm sorry but the is hilarious.

Americaussie 0

I have a difficult time believing that he is truly the one at fault here. You claim that he insinuated that you look like a main, but really *you inferred* that he insinuated that. You are taking what he said through your own lense of perspective. Perhaps that's not what he was insinuating at all. Maybe it just took him a really long time to realize he was gay, and was trying to explain it in a way as to not hurt you, and was having difficulty finding the right words. He did not SAY that you look like a man. You inferred it from what he said, and we don't even know what it is exactly that he did say.

What the ****? What's he doing married to a girl then? Well anyways I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe next time you should try to pick guys up at a football game instead of a ballet.

is this Becki Barns?!?

This is completely shitty for you :/ but hilarious for the rest of us XD So it's like "LMAO! I am so sorry..."