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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
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Rbuckyfuller 0
Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.
ifyouonlyknew77 0
Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.
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GETsomeDIPSET 0
well.....you reap what you sew you filthy *****
Marinesgirl5 0
Cheating is as low as you can get
xelectrickiss 0
maybe you should learn what respect and loyalty is. just a thought.
anony_mous_fml 0
Besides the whole cheating thing, is that your idea of "birth control"? The morning-after pill is like a mini-abortion.
Eir_fml 1
Yeah, I have to say FYL. Not **** your life though, it's more like **** you, lol. Not that I imagine you posted here for any sympathy. I wish there were less people like you in the world. I've never cheated/been cheated on, but I wouldn't be surprised if I am cheated on in the future. People like you turn what's probably the most beautiful thing humans can experience in emotion into something totally worthless and incredibly painful. I will never have any good will toward you. Avoidance of ill will is the best I can manage for anyone like this. I don't get angry over this or anything, but there are few kinds of people I like less.
tzar06 0
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Chill out everyone! There are so many many many cheating husbands out there...You go girl! Taking one for the team! Plus, isn't there always a reason for cheating?? No one would cheat if they were happy in their sex lifes..
caitywebbkid 5
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Literally the only reason it would be okay to **** someone besides your husband would be if you were in a poly relationship. I'm assuming you're not, given your posting this. In which case, you're a ****. If you're not happy, leave.
candymagic 0
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**** Your Husband's Life, YDI for being a cheating See You Next Tuesday. WTF do you cheating idiots always think people are gonna feel sorry for your nasty ass here on FML?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"Today, I got caught cheating on my husband. FML" I find it disgusting that you would come on here looking for sympathy, and I hope your husband took everything from you in the divorce. Cheaters deserves to lose everything they have, if you don't know how to be loyal, then don't get married. Oh, and like one guy said above, I sincerely hope that there were no kids involved, I can imagine that it's hard on kids when their parents get a divorce, I don't want to imagine what it's like for them when they learn that one of their parent's isn't loyal to the other.
Arsenie Possuponko 5
Sorry if my eng is not so good, but wtf is the point here? What “my morning after pill box came in” is?