apricot
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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Rbuckyfuller 0
Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.
ifyouonlyknew77 0
Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.
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Comments (58)
quiksta 0
you've been owned by the hundreds you stupid hoe
paper_planes_fml 0
way to go champ. hope he signed a prenup.
threecardmonty 2
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Ouch. That's just like the time my best friend found the earring I lost in his bed while screwing his pregnant fiance.
AM_fml_fml 0
I just hope there are no kids involved
speedHog 0
I'm not sure of the facts here ... are you saying you cheated and got knocked up or that somehow his vasectomy failed?
speedHog 0
nm forgot, morning after pill. there's only one reason you'd go there. Poor guy.
sensual_kidney 0
ok, for all you retards who say "o she didn't cheat blah blah blah -insert more bs here-", why the hell would she write an fml UNLESS something bad happened. SO OBVIOUSLY, she cheated OR this isn't even worth anyone's time. Post your comment thereafter assuming this to be true. O AND, cheaters are scum. Just, fyi.
runmymouth 0
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"morals". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, I hope you guys either get counseling or come to an amiable separation. I have to wonder what drove you to cheating.
wowlifeblows 0
this site is a bunch of people who have been f***ed over... ... if you're the sl*t f***ing someone over... what makes you think you're welcome here? Get off- you're a terrible person.
lala_85 0
i think the worse part is if he had a vasectomy 10 yrs ago... that means you've probably been married at least 10 yrs.... that's so awful on your part