apricot
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Rbuckyfuller 0
Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.
ifyouonlyknew77 0
Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.
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Comments (58)
arms_akimbo 0
Almost sounds like you wanted to get caught, leaving that box around so he could find it. Enjoy paying alimony, sweetie.
matty_boy 0
You expect people to feel sorry for you? You husband should be the one writing FML.
dahshiznat 1
cheaters are scum
redonkulon 2
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want to come over?
chille_fml 0
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I,m not going to say your a horrible person because for all I know this could be the only bad thing you've ever done, but thats what you risk when you cheat.
Matisse_fml 0
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That's why I'm sleeping with a married woman who can't have children. FTMFW. Bitches.
glamtrash 0
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way to go woman ! i give you mad props. :D
lazorzpewpew 0
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Time to take half his money / possessions! Whoopie! :D
Tehdeej 0
Everything's been said already. so yeah...
pussaayy 0
What's up with the sexism and anti-marriage comments? Ignorami, seriously. Oh, and you totally deserved it. lol