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apricot United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Rbuckyfuller 0

Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.

Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.

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Rbuckyfuller 0

Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.

ArbiterOfFML 24

you're dumb

Really not cool, I agree this is where he should be not you!

Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.

*not to cheat

haha #13 made me laugh more than the actual post! but yeah, sucks you got caught, but i'm glad you did.

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FAIL.

you deserve whatever happens to you. f*** your husband's life

erm... yeah. not gonna feel bad for you.

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That is HOT! I would love it if my wife get some side action. I wish you were my wife!!

FHL. @20 "sometimes shit happens"? I don't get it. What was she thinking, "Oops, I accidently got his wang in me! I might as well follow through."