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RayneWolf13 Conway, United States

Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML

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I'm not complaining at all. Haha its just sad how I don't even know when its coming cuz it never goes in order. I'm very lucky to have him! :) Also, he doesn't buy me chocolate because he knows I hate sweets so he gets me water and pizza instead lol.

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And you're complaining?

He likes to know when he can have sex. What's wrong with that?

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Isa_fml 20

So? Sounds very considerate to me. :)

Why is this a bad thing??? He is obviously a caring, attentive and wonderful man. Enjoy his company.

Ummm...I'm sorry, but how is this an FML? He sounds like an awesome boyfriend!

Must be true love

cynical78 15

May I suggest some midol or maybe a nice bottle of pamprin?

put a plug in it

yep! my boyfriend does the same thing...

you're lucky! i wish my husband could keep track of mine and buy me tampons. that way when he wants to have sex i don't have to say "hun, it's that time." one of the most annoying things to say for a woman.

are you kidding, you can milk it for all it's worth. seriously take advantage of him

Sounds like my bf....a sweetheart.