Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML
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RayneWolf13 15
I'm not complaining at all. Haha its just sad how I don't even know when its coming cuz it never goes in order. I'm very lucky to have him! :) Also, he doesn't buy me chocolate because he knows I hate sweets so he gets me water and pizza instead lol.
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newburton13 26
And you're complaining?
tacojauns 45
He likes to know when he can have sex. What's wrong with that?
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Comments (160)
ilovefall10 21
Um, I don't see the problem here.
buttcramp 21
it'd be sooo awesome if my husband had this ability. now you don't have to run to the store at the last minute lol
summerguy97 16
Then map it yourself
arroberts 10
Yeah, I had the same situation. My boyfriend kept asking me, "do I have a week off soon?" and I genuinely believed he was talking about work.. until a week later when he said it again and had to explain.. he calculated my period because of the times I've pushed him away from my belt. Jesus.
ks47 5
If he does down a lot, you can taste and smell a difference a few days before it starts. Not sure why this is a bad thing. At least he isn't disgusted by it like so many immature guys.
gameover18 17
The **** you complaining about it just means he is think about you and your needs.
RayneWolf13 15
I'm complaining about the fact that I can't even figure out when my own period is because it doesn't go in order. its all jumbled up. I'm lucky I have him to help me out haha
thehuntress309 12
I'd love for my boyfriend to do that for me! Instead he bitches how now we can't have sex and it's all my fault...
Ambient25 25
and he's your boyfriend?
perdix 31
#62, I've never heard a guy complaining about getting too many ********. Jus' sayin' ...
pandalover69 26
@62 I hate to break it to you but if that's how he feels and acts then he doesn't care about you. He just wants sex. I know if you read this you won't believe me, hopefully he just messing around but somehow I doubt that.
kayteakay 26
Some people will complain about anything. Be glad he pays attention.
rcgirl2 11
Why are you complaining? He bought you big box of tampons and he knew when your period was. You should thank him.
love_me_electric 20
I get pretty much every PMS symptom there is, including weird ones like my breasts go up a cup size, so I always know when it's coming and so does my boyfriend.