Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML
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RayneWolf13 15
I'm not complaining at all. Haha its just sad how I don't even know when its coming cuz it never goes in order. I'm very lucky to have him! :) Also, he doesn't buy me chocolate because he knows I hate sweets so he gets me water and pizza instead lol.
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newburton13 26
And you're complaining?
tacojauns 45
He likes to know when he can have sex. What's wrong with that?
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_Princess_Peach_ 9
I can never tell im being hormonal. I'm SO sure at the time that I'm justified in whatever im ranting about to my boyfriend.. he says "okay youre coming on" hes always right and I ******* hate it haha However not as much as I hate realising I just went slightly insane for basically no reason whatsoever :|
sasyquin 13
For some reason I just get really happy when i'm about to start.
Dessert_ed_FML 9
I cry like a broken tap and for no reason. My fiance gets me chocolates and keeps pads stocked for me. I'm just too low to do anything. I love him for that. We are so lucky!!
etishuman22 32
Did you ask him where the chocolate candy was? I would have sent him back to the store.
newstart11 9
That's sweet though Ur man truely cares
olpally 33
Hey, nothing wrong with that. That's why he's your husband :)
etishuman22 32
I like it when guys say stuff like that on here. You're obviously on here to learn what not to do and what to keep doing right, right? I kid, I kid. Your comment was just awesome. :)
olpally 33
Haha thanks^^ :)
jw90 18
At least he was nice enough to go buy them for you.
PresAgent 23
Most men can tell when women are starting; the attitude change is relatively obvious. We simply know better, since bringing it up only exacerbates the issue. Sounds like you have a good husband to me. I see nothing wrong here.
thewife5 19
So? My husband tells me all the time. We plan stuff around it. You'll appreciate it one day
maria05136 16
I thought sixth senses were bad, but this one is a win win for the both of you haha :)
TheDrifter 24
It appears we have a consensus. He's sweet for buying them, you're hormonal before your period and he's kind enough not to mention it and he should have brought chocolate too. Did I miss anything?
PresAgent 23
Nope, that's a spot-on assessment!
etishuman22 32
I like your style, #46.
miiajayne 6
My dad used to come home with chocolate, naproxen and flowers. It's probably meant to be helpful. Men often misread situations lol.