NSFW: Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple...

ima_krackerr 30 May 2009, 04:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML

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ima_krackerr 0

30 May 2009, 20:50

heyy, this is my post. 1. I didn't notice what he was doing at first, so my first reaction was to say hi.. pretty much 2. I can't look him in the face anymore 3. I'm a girl :(

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redbluegreen 41

30 May 2009, 12:41

#2 - Hahahaha. I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation. Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store. Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies. Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.