Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML
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redbluegreen 41
#2 - Hahahaha. I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation. Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store. Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies. Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.
lol_seriously 0
That's pretty epic!
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oooooBhall 0
How old is he? you'd think at a certain point you can't anymore
Nomantoungue 0
why would you say hi to someone in the bathroom??? If He wasn't spanking it, then he was pooping, and i wouldn't want to see that either!
Quiggles789 16
No one was in the bathroom. The OP was walking by the door of the room her grandparents were staying in while she was on her way to the restroom.
FarSide 23
Well now, there is a visual that will stay with me the rest of the weekend.
nodbor 11
maybe that's how he pulls himself out of bed
albo88 0
Are you sure he wasn't just shaving his balls?
icehot 0
am i the only one who gets an image of albert einstein when they read this?
doof_fisch 2
Give him a break. Maybe he has Parkinsons Disease -- the shakes -- and was just taking advantage of a boner he had.
EVOL 0
Oh my god I feel so sorry for you.
conor1423 0
can you say scared for life? thats disgusting
spoo 24
FYL? FHL! poor granpa