Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML
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redbluegreen 41
#2 - Hahahaha. I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation. Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store. Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies. Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.
lol_seriously 0
That's pretty epic!
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Axbot 0
I never want to imagine that.
gossipbitch852 0
hahahaha awkward! did he see u? =P
_Noon_ 0
That's gross. Like, really gross. Sorry you had to witness it.
MLSxxox 3
Ew. Ew. Eeeewww. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
SoulChoc_fml 0
eeww so nasty
Bucinka 5
Honey, I don't know how old you are and therefore cannot guess at how old your grandparents are, but I'm betting you're under 25 and think that people stop having sex* when they're 35. Surprise! The only way this was an FYL is that Grandpa didn't lock the door. Just another tired old post of teenies thinking it's all about them when their elders behave like sexual beings. *And to those who think I can't read, masturbation IS sex, so just sod off, ok?
whitehawk_fml 0
cool grandpa even though sucks 4u
Poepiepiesie 3
Give him a link to pornhub and fml.
serenaf 0
that's osm lol guess grandma was no good for him anymore
EmilyFelton98 0
That Sucks... Shield Your Eyes Much ?