Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML
Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Steve95401 49
I hope you pass both tests.
Soninuva 41
It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!
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Comments (53)
Kashaqueetrah 12
So did you pass?
ShawnBushOG 9
Adorable
perdix 31
Why would they be so proud that you are TAKING the test? Any idiot with a few dollars can show up and take it. Acing it is an whole 'nother story.
Marie314 17
She/He could be qualified to take it earlier than the average person does.
LilFlutter 10
Maybe they are the first in their family to be headed to college, so are the first to need the tests, making the grandparents proud. Or since the grandparents don't even know the name of them, they might not know much about them and think only smart people can take them.
RVAriverRAT88 9
Hope you get great scores on both!
CrissyyyS2 22
I don't see why they would need to brag about you taking the SAT's. A lot of students need to take it as well. But STD's... I wouldn't want to brag about that.
CookieLovesBoo 16
Good luck . :)
kidsgotastinky 11
Well maybe you're quite promiscuous.
worldclassrager 41
Hope you pass with a clean excellent result...
therealafroninga 10
In that case I contracted several from your mother last night.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Did they ?