Today, my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's, cornered me in the kitchen and called the cops. My crime? Robbery, of my own house. FML
ScenicSubterfuge tells us more.
OP here, that thought hasn't even crossed my mind! That's scary! Haha, she's fine now, but we're already considering moving her to an old folks home -- she's in her late 70s -- so that'll be the next move!
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fakedsincerity 32
FHL for having that horrible disease. :(
lennelleong 33
1. At least she still remembers how to call the cops. THAT'S a heartwarming accomplishment for someone with Alz. 2. Just imagine if she was part of the pro-gun initiative and took it upon her own hands. 3. Grandma didn't mean to be mean, unlike some thieving, lying senior citizens on Fml.
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Comments (67)
chocolatefrog28 29
At least you know you've got a great home security system.
Larry01_fml 19
at least he will keep your house safe when you're away
crisanba 18
Alzheimer's you sneaky son of a bitch yet another defenses less mind you have taken and another poor S.O.B stuck in the slammer.
pipboy3billion 7
You thief.
brittyboo123 35
Obviously you didn't do a good job since you got caught!
Cami111 2
Never EVER leave someone alone with a Alzheimer's patient
ScenicSubterfuge 39
My mom told me not to:/ I just couldn't help it::
JoseIsAdork 31
that sucks, op. sorry to hear that
ClaytorNator 12
Explain and reason with her. I sure wouldn't enjoy having Alzheimer's...
ABillOnFire 15
Wow that's actually really ******* sad, props to your grandmother though, If I found out I had that disease I'd put a bullet in my head within the next few hours
Shade1982 21
Nah, you'd probably forget all about it...
ClaytorNator 12
#53 Punny... Very punny