Today, my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's, cornered me in the kitchen and called the cops. My crime? Robbery, of my own house. FML
ScenicSubterfuge tells us more.
OP here, that thought hasn't even crossed my mind! That's scary! Haha, she's fine now, but we're already considering moving her to an old folks home -- she's in her late 70s -- so that'll be the next move!
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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fakedsincerity 32
FHL for having that horrible disease. :(
lennelleong 33
1. At least she still remembers how to call the cops. THAT'S a heartwarming accomplishment for someone with Alz. 2. Just imagine if she was part of the pro-gun initiative and took it upon her own hands. 3. Grandma didn't mean to be mean, unlike some thieving, lying senior citizens on Fml.
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Confruzzled 10
At least Grandma was aware enough to call the cops. If there were a real robbery you would be set.
joopjoop 19
she would probably think the robber was her grandson?
cottoncandymango 17
It's not her fault. :/
olpally 33
That's awful :( so sad.
perdix 31
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime! Hopefully, you won't press charges against yourself and the judge will let you go with a stern warning.
worldclassrager 41
We're you arrested?
ScenicSubterfuge 39
OP here, Haha no! Fortunately:)
rokolodo 10
Ok how old are you? How can an old lady corner you?
ScenicSubterfuge 39
OP here, in the original FML I submitted I had said "cornered me in the kitchen with her cane." That's how she did it. Those things are painful!
perdix 31
Tell the cops she's your accomplice. Then, when the two of you are in prison, you can shank her in the yard!
brave_josh 9
"I'm not a thief! My grandmother has Alzheimer's." "I heard that one before..."
BigJoeZD 16
"I've heard that one before....I think?"
darwinism 30
Don't worry OP. It will all be forgotten by the morning. **** both your lives.
thatkid00117 16
Time to face up to your criminal life op… what's the sentence for self robbery?
graceinsheepwear 34
Self service.