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con135 Farmingdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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con135 12

Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"

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Obito_Rocks 6

I'm hoping it didn't end up the way it did on the show, anyway.

toxicLover28 19

Spongebob lines are great and catchy.

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Bazinga90 12

Tell her that her grasp isn't tight enough and she should try using her mouth. Haha.

pablosm 1

I guess I could ask "Are you feeling it now?"

LUFT 12

"Firmly grasp it in your hand." "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!" Hahaha she's a keeper ;p

jlujan00_fml 9

Oh come on, that's funny!

bloodwraith96 16

Well there is no bigger turn off than thinking of their voices...

urake 10

That's pure awesomeness dude I need to try the line next time just for laughs

snoopcatt_fml 10

Any awesome person would have laughed at that too

idekflowers 6

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

theboywonder99 8

Lol best FML I've ever seen in my life

marley1005 6

if she still recognizes lines from spongebob - she's too young bro.