NSFW: Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous,...

con135 13 January 2015, 01:16 Farmingdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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13 January 2015, 15:38

Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"

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