con135
Farmingdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
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Obito_Rocks 6
I'm hoping it didn't end up the way it did on the show, anyway.
toxicLover28 19
Spongebob lines are great and catchy.
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drayloon 50
Did you smash it through her hand?
Birdbath123 16
Firmly grasp it!
thejonac 21
at least you know that your relationship is still going strong :))
dovehigh 15
If she is young enough to recognize a Sponge Bob quote, odds are she is too young to be giving a ********. YDI
Jinxsie 27
You obviously don't know how long the show has been airing.
tigrouficele2012 44
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, I've been tested."
Moklon 18
Are you sure your girlfriend wasn't Nosferatu, flicking your light switch up and down?
legodude28 16
That episode used to scare the living daylights out of me just because of the end
Moklon 18
Are you sure your girlfriend wasn't Nosferatu, flicking your light switch up and down?
bsmallz3 12
firmly grasp it i your hand, FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Kimberly95 4
Lol how old are you if your still watching sponge bob....
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Considering this was his first handy, I'd say he is young enough for sponge bob. LOL
sohigh10 34
'Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?'