Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend smashed a glass in my face. When I went to the hospital, the first thing the nurse did was ask what I did to upset her, and then muttered that she hoped I'd learned a lesson. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my daughter had her gall bladder removed after just having liver surgery, my girlfriend tripped and fell, breaking several toes and possibly her ankle, and I got almost no sleep between my night shifts. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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BrandonG_fml 0
Horton hears domestic violence.
green_eyes124 0
Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )
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Comments (135)
redbluegreen 41
Are you sure it was her "friend" that bit her?
stronghand0331 17
No. It was her kinky, sex slave of a lover. Home girl's a cheater
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
aww that's so cold, some ppl (most ppl) r such bitchs!
IAreStarfeesh 0
Indeedy.
1personinthiswor 0
Aww, that's so cold. Some people (most people) are such bitches!*
DeathShad0 1
Vampires? You guys don't understand the severity of this FML. There's a zombie outbreak happening this very instant and you're all joking around.
DocBastard 40
Haha! You dumbass. You think zombies are real?? How stupid can you bzrmphmmfsatkk
teogaga 3
girlfriend by day, vampire by night
Gloritank 8
If you believe in Jesus, you believe in zombies. he rose from the dead.
Honesty4U 0
Win! Sounds like the start of an outbreak to me! :)
ImOutsideYourWin 0
57- win. Also I'm cathlic and very scared now.
staymintyfresh 13
I love that picture :) ^^^
stevenmx86 8
I agree it's kinky... Her friend biting her on the leg..
bloodyfreak_fml 4
Unfortunately medical providers are bound by law to report any signs of abuse. They can be arrested if they don't so if a case comes in that might possibly be abuse then they have to investigate it a bit further.
InCrediFuqAmaZin 0
bla they're just man haters, they hate you regardless if you did it or not, just even more if you did..... you have a penis so lose lose situation bro
noshtsherlock 0
Charlie bite me!
Zmeilerr 22
haha YouTube reference
varkey 7
her friend... bit her? wtf
iheartglasses 0
Haha it happens :) But what counts is that you were being supportive and you and your girlfriend know the truth :)
MelPru 15
That kind of sucks but at least you and your girlfriend know the truth.. that's all that matters.