Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my ex is bad-mouthing me, saying I dumped her because she got fat. That’s not true. I left because she completely gave up on life, no matter how much I tried to help. Not only did I get her gym membership, I even paid out of pocket for a mental health professional. That’s not cheap. FML
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Top comments
ColCyclone 17
she did you a favor. Can't imagine the relationship would have been great anyway with her personality
JosephKorso 15
Look, if she was only with you to feel better about herself, it's much better this way.
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Comments (120)
843dude 5
I clicked the ydi because u deserve someone better. She should at least have worked out wth and/ or supported u but didn't. Now it's time to go find a hottie that takes care of herself as you do. Good luck op
sadtako 1
on the bright side you lost another 120 pounds that was holding you back from your goal
xkbz510 13
she did you a favor. now that you got slimmer have some more confidencem you achieved something some people cant. ;) gj op proud of you.
genshift 8
You don't need her. You're a brand new you, and she's the same person she was before.
Hagakure627 8
How does.. Wait, what? That female is just weird. You dodged a bullet, OP.
Drentiful 9
I hit "you deserved it" because you DONT deserve scum like that. She apparently is more worried about herself than your health and how you feel about your own body. You deserve better. Good for you on losing that weight.
CaptainSolo3596 7
What a bitch I feel for u
WriterB 3
She's selfish and lazy. With your new body you can and will do better.
ToastedSprinkles 4
Her loss. I would love it if my boyfriend started working out. I would support him because I love him. She never truly loved you so this happened for the best :)
ixschmidt 13
Your better off.